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No Talent
I frequently sketch from life although I have no talent I use a thousand lines knowing that one will work I have been criticised for having no talent This sits well with me as I did not give a fuck in the first place
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Middle Beginning End
The thing that fucks me off about modern novels dealing with the recent past is that in creating a storyline the writer lapses into retro To me that is unforgivable as is the life progression of a novel Beginning Middle End I have the ability to write a novel but will not be imprisoned by […]
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Cameron Diaz and Me
Cameron Diaz visited me in my dream She had just finished shooting Knight and Day As it was early we did not say much And just stared vaguely out to sea I offered Cameron a vegan sandwich But she refused my offer Noting that she preferred coffee First thing in the morning
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Coca Cola
There is a Coca Cola sign outside my bar It overlooks the beach Which is illuminated at night When the sign is lit My bar is called The Bar of the Veils Why it was given such a name is a mystery to me But this was its name when I purchased the joint And […]
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San Antonio Bay
When I visited the beach this morning there was a large ship close to the shore I thought nothing of this as ships of all sizes anchor within sight of San Antonio I have lived in San Antonio all my life and ran my late fathers hardware store But today was different as a sea […]
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Seal (Walmer Beach)
You are a rare visitor But the sea was so calm That you basked quietly In the warm shallows Until you were disturbed By a careless child 07/06/21
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South Western Poster Boy
I was born in Devon but raised in Cornwall My hair is golden blond which suits my tan It is said that I have Germanic features Although I feel that I have gentler looks I left university with a double first Of which I am immensely proud I am not using it at present As […]
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The Wholesome Replicas of Dave
Tulla Larsen I stared at his deformed hand As he cut me slowly in half Such is the etiquette of smart restaurants I am Corday You are Marat Pastel Pink Cushions I am thinking Of collecting Pastel Pink Cushions But you prefer sunrises The Wholesome Replicas of Dave My Italian holiday was not […]
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Song of Songs
I dreamt that I married a pink octopus And that we shared a damp bed In a soiled room that overlooked a church The creature taught me all that I needed To know about masturbation and pissing in pots Which became useful in my role of a missionary God was everything to me in those […]
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The Slow Beach of Stone
Nathan was Impressed Nathan was impressed By Lucy’s small breasts Even though he had been Blind since birth LuLu and the Monkey LuLu and the monkey Travelled to Broadstairs by train She only purchased one ticket As monkeys travelled free