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I would ring him but he is dead
Cold canoes in a frozen harbour If I say that I am a cunt then it will save you reading my poems I would ring him but he is dead I love Jesus more than life itself but he does not answer my calls Any cunt can write poetry but it takes a genius to […]
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Et si tu n’existais pas
I arrived at the airport in the pouring rain But you were no longer there Even though your plane had landed I waited for an hour under the blue neon lights And began to wonder if you had existed at all The taxis started to grow thinner And the airport was fading slowly into sleep […]
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Hard Orange
I believe my wife is being unfaithful to me It is hard to take but I forgive her As all beauty must be forgiven But I am going to visit her dreaded lover Dressed as a orange With the hope that he will fade away My birth name is Michael Thomas But from tonight I […]
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Sunset Lagos Beach
The sea is slowly darkening As the fading sun slips low The night fishermen are present But in time they will return To their coastal homes Leaving the empty beach To the soft care Of the passing stars
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Love
I have just photographed my wife’s black panties This may be considered an odd thing to do Yet I consider it quite normal Just an act of love Maybe it is the texture that attracts me Or the colour that makes me happy But the answer is quite simple As I know that her black […]
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God is a Mathematician
On the night of January 30th 1952 Raphael M Robinson discovered the the next two Mersenne primes No Mersenne Primes had been identified since 1914 52-14=38 3×8 =24 2+4 = 6 Ralph Ernest Powers died the next day 1+9+5+2 x 30 = 510 5+1-0 = 6 I believe in the existence of God
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Philosophical Question Zero
Ralph wants to be happy but does not understand happiness Ernest understands that happiness is an abstract and cannot be found Powers is not happy but considers that he has found happiness Discuss
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Philosophical Question 51
I am an employee of the Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad Discuss
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Philosophical Question 496
The great thing about life is that as soon as one door closes then the next one closes as well This said you still manage to leave the building Discuss
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The Florida Poems
Tasmain Orlando Tasmain Orlando was named after the city In which she was conceived Which was lucky for her As her dear parents had originally booked A two week break in Kissimmee Haulover Beach Antonia and Antonia Arrived at Haulover Beach On the first day of their vacation They could not believe their eyes […]