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The day when I lost My Virginity
It was a hot day in Bath and I was carrying My Virginity in a carrier bag It was a present for my sister’s birthday However I was careless in Marks & Sparks As I began chatting with a girl I fancied Her name was Horse Avril Smithe She suggested a Wimpy for lunch An […]
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View of the Sea
Blue white blue white Blue white blue white The dusts of the mountains Have revealed their mysteries
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Le Coeur d’une Vache
Marie Popol you are accused Of slaughtering a farmer With his own shotgun How do you plead I do not recognise this court That is of no matter how to you plead I milked the cow for over a year Ankle deep in liquid shit I stole its milk for profit The calf suffered because […]
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George Dymock
Joe poor Joe I was so sorry that you have suffered a petit mal You poor darling Thank you for your grace Grace But it was not a petit mal as I often stare into space I was suffering from a virus an infection gained from those dark of skin And ended up in distress […]
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Rome Open City
Poor Joe has been unwell The normal type of unwell But unwell and so fucking moody Today in beautiful Richmond Whilst I was walking by the river I started to feel doolally I rested not far from Virginia She ignored me as normal Damn it Sky Daddy I feel so nauseous So I went to […]
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Inflatable Poet
I am an inflatable poet Who collects red sealing wax Which I keep in a shed Under lock and key Sitting in the bath With Stuart Keeps me sane
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Blonde and Red (Red)
The “Dumb Blonde” joke may be rooted in the 1775 satirical play Les curiosites de la Foire,in which a blonde French courtesan named Rosalie Duthe is portrayed as being less than intelligent Mark Twain once quipped that “while the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys redheads derive from cats. Ann I found these […]
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Evangeline
Their daughter Evangeline Acted in a few films in the seventies Two of them directed by her father
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Wateringbury 1955
Fishing by the bridge On a hot summer afternoon These were the dream days Of my childhood That are now just fond memories Of happier times Mark Marie and Lou
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Blonde and Red (Blonde)
The “Dumb Blonde” joke may be rooted in the 1775 satirical play Les curiosites de la Foire,in which a blonde French courtesan named Rosalie Duthe is portrayed as being less than intelligent Mark Twain once quipped that “while the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys redheads derive from cats. Ann I found these […]