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The Slaughterhouse of the Innocents
It pains me to see these children Being led into a blind night And told that all dawns are false These corrupt roads lead Only to the slaughterhouses
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Shell Dove
It was one of those house parties That only the English might hold On the lawns of an ancient manor house Our hostess was a woman named Shell Dove Nobody knew her real name Although she was rumoured to be Jewish Her features were those Of a woman of the Mediterranean Perhaps French Spanish or […]
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Safe Return
Hi Joe Sorry that I had to charge off but I totally forgot about the rehearsal What a stupid and very tired girl I am I am You were looking much better when I left I have thrown my voodoo doll away Typical £ Store shit You will be happy to know that Cora has […]
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Goat
I saw a goat fall from a high cliff It was an horrific experience Yet I watched its entire fall Just before it hit the ground It seemed to decelerate And almost floated downwards When the dust had cleared I walked over to the goat Which was lying on its back And although stunned It […]
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The Roads to Freedom
When I was at university I became infatuated with my lecturer It was a close but totally asexual relationship Yet on one hot Athens afternoon It all changed as I found out who he really was It was nothing sinister just rather sad I had always tried to avoid sadness He was on his computer […]
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Silly Thoughts From Silly Boy
To all my friends A question How many of you masturbate at work A quick trip to the gender friendly bogs The Pleasure Palace awaits But do clean up the mess As the tiled floors Can be slippery and dangerous A recent survey noted That over 40% of employees Masturbate at work 10% in meetings […]
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My Girlfriend is on the Rag
Hi All Silly Boy here Girlfriends they are so overrated I met a girl named Meryl The other day She was from Stoke I like girls from Stoke Meryl thought I was the best thing She had seen since her cat Visited its flat mate on the A4 I told her that I was hung […]
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I Rite 2
I am known as a poet By those I select Friendly souls Without criticism It is suggested I rite A select occupation Naked travel A journey shared
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The Wolf of the Sea
The Wolf of the Sea Is a small pub In the coastal Village of Parr It was very popular With the artists colony That settled in the area Between the wars And was often the subject Of their paintings I own a brightly coloured painting By Tobias Mann Which now hangs In the main guest […]
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Fulham
I met a girl named Fulham Who lived in Fulham She obviously supported Fulham I met a guy named Bolton Who lived in Bolton He obviously supported Bolton