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May Morning
Many years ago Jenna Soar-Smith and I made front page news We were students at Oxford University and almost by accident became friends I say friends but it could be better described as drinking pals She watched by back and I watched hers when we were drunk We were not intimate far from it as […]
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Platform 5
All I wanted was an obedient wife But dear Katherina is far removed My outward journey was calm Due to my outstanding knowledge Of our underground network I waited alone on Platform 5 And was at peace with the world Such was the silence of my travel I was due to meet Katherina in Bath […]
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Ghosts in the Machine
Of late I have begun to think that my camera is haunted As it takes photos randomly and without my attention These photographs bear no relation to each other And are spoiled by appears to be erratic white marks My camera has been thoroughly checked by a professional It is in perfect working order and […]
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Auction
Yesterday at an auction in Chester I purchased a painting Of a nude boy on a train Which was strange As I normally do not Buy paintings of trains
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An Ordinary Day
Joe I was going to wear a summer dress today As I felt the day needed bright colours But I decided against it as the wind was cool So I wore my jeans a chic sweatshirt And my blue black shades I was off to see Peter at the gallery To chat to him about […]
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Bath
They had donated the light of the moon The river had previously been in flood The swimmers of the future Were now buoyant The hotel was magnificent
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Meeting (aka Shadows)
I met you on a dating app You seemed perfect But we decided sensibly To send each other our shadows Before we met in person Our date was very successful But we had too much to drink And misplaced our shadows These have never been found But it was a very small price to pay […]
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Anna Mossity
There are a number of different types of Councillors The Independent Ones who care for their town and pluck fruit from both banks as they drift midstream These are good people The Ones Who Bully usually because they hate themselves as they are ugly and fat and want to punish those with all the gifts […]
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Carved on a Tree
Wild Swans Over this lake My day doth make
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Hoovering in the Nude
Lou Michael Why do you always Hoover in the nude Because it is more free You apartment is overlooked So what It is I just envy Culver Tree I want to watch you As you Hoover without clothes Culver likes boys Really Yes he prefers the Hispanic ones Well that has put me off of […]